No clue, seriously Early night terror, I woke up and a dark red, half goat half man demonic thing was standing on the other side of the bed snarling. It instantly leaped, looked like it was somehow flying in the air, not jumping, it landed on top of me and pinned me to the bed, and growled in my face until the night terror ended. I was like 9 or so if I remember correctly so obviously a lot smaller than I am now. But from what I remember the monster was 2 or 3 times as big as I was. No clue either Another night terror, some white statue of Beethoven was choking me, I couldn't breathe and felt his/its hands on my throat. I couldn't stop him but I managed to hit him right in the face extremely hard, it shattered and I could see my Dad with pure white glowing eyes. It kept choking me until the night terror finally ended. Don't ask me Yet another night terror, I was sitting in a room downstairs at the computer at night, strangely enough back then we only had one computer and it was upstairs now we have many computers and mine is in that same room, in that same place. Anyway, I was sitting there in the dark, the monitor was flashing from pure black to a very bright white very fast, I was sitting there dead, seeing it all from third person. I could make up a demonic figure in the background on the right. I don't know A night terror again, the scariest one I've had in my whole life. I woke up at night and the door to my room was open just a crack, a horrifying undead lady was looking at me with a lifeless expression. It's very hard to describe because I've never seen anything quite like it, it wasn't anything like in the movies she looked a bit like the wife of one of my dad's friends, but that's where the resemblance ends, it had the most terrifying look on its face that I've ever seen on anyone/anything. The latest night terror from prehistoric times I was trying to fall asleep and laying on my back, when I suddenly saw this weird alien-like figure walking on the ceiling on its hands and feet like Spiderman. I was terrified at first then kept having apathetic thoughts basically saying "don't worry, it's not going to do anything, it doesn't matter" so I rolled over and fell asleep. The oddest thing is that I can never move during a night terror, so I'm not sure if I was already asleep or really rolled over. 2000 or 2001 I was really sick I think, probably with the flu. I really wanted to go to the bathroom but was too sick and tired to get off the bed so I dozed off and dreamt this. It was really dark, I got up to go to the bathroom but my bunny slippers (I was little!) were on the other side of the room. I walked to put them on but they suddenly started growing rapidly and now had fangs and leaped at me, I woke up instantly. Who knows I'm pretty sure I've had this exact same dream two or three times but that may be confabulation. At the beginning I'm driving on the highway on some important errand, I eventually get into this VERY abstract city, I can't actually describe it, just visualise it. At this point my dad becomes part of the dream, we get on this odd light green tram thing, it's attached to two large wires and it goes down a hill and takes us to some weird wooden shop. It's not that big but has a lot of things for sale, the owners are two very strange looking people, one a man and the other a woman. I go to the bathroom, when I come out my Dad is gone and I have a very creepy foreboding that very horrible events are taking place. The two people are gone too and the shop seems to have somehow grown in size greatly. The exit that I got there by is gone too. For the rest of the dream I just wander around the now huge, maze-like shop. 2001 or so, I estimate I don't recall the very beginning, if there was one, but this is how the rest of it goes. I was in some weird and creepy hotel and trying to find my room. When I finally found it, it was this one huge bedroom with 2 big beds pushed together, on the end of the bed, near the wall, there was some massive spider several times my size. It shot some piece of web at me on some spider man shit and started pulling me through it, I was almost in it's mouth when I broke free and ran. The hotel kept morphing and I couldn't find my way out of it, there were more giant spiders, though nothing as big as the first one, they were all after me though. I finally ran out of the hotel and it instantly vanished, instead I was now in some huge industrial looking place the size of a big city, all of the buildings were less than half finished, and there was a beach right next to it. There was a huge Godzilla looking monster stomping around and planes shooting at it, suddenly a plane hijacked by Bin Laden came out of nowhere and kamikaze struck the monster, and the dream ended. Many, many, many years ago Don't remember everything, but me and my family were in the house during some strange storm. There were scary as hell, huge, dark clouds and a tornado warning on TV. It kept getting worse, and near the end I looked out the window and for some reason I could suddenly see myself from 3rd person. Far above, I could see the house. Everything was very bizarre and abstract, there were those dark and creepy storm clouds not only in the sky but on the ground too, my house was floating in them, there were tons of tornadoes everywhere too, they were slowly swirling though, and not moving anywhere, they were also connected to both the sky and the ground clouds. It all looked very bizarre yet awesome. Can't even venture a guess about the date Very disturbing dream, I assume I really had to go that night. I was in some building and suddenly got a really big urge to go to the bathroom, I ran into the bathroom only to find it was a gigantic, twisted maze. All the walls were covered with toilets and there was blood all over the floor and it seemed to be literally pouring from the tiles on the walls. There were people everywhere, even people sitting on sinks, blood pouring from them. And I couldn't find a place to go, only more of the endless maze of blood and toilets. 2004? I was walking home on my normal street, uphill, but everything was completely wrong. That's the best way I can describe it. All the homes had tombstones with numbers on them, and zombies and demons were glaring at me from the windows. Living plant tentacles were constantly reaching out from the ground, the trees were all very creepy and twisted. I knew death was waiting at me at home, but I kept on going. The street got scarier and scarier as it went on, and less Earth-like too. 2004? Wild guess I was in a bathroom somewhere, when suddenly, I had a bad feeling that something horrible was about to happen. I ran out into this seemingly endless hallway, not knowing where to go. There was another hall though, but I couldn't see where it was going. Suddenly this GIANT guy came around the corner from it, he looked over 7 feet tall and big enough to lift a car, and his hair was really crazy looking. He stomped towards me, I was convinced he was about to beat me to death for whatever reason he had and was scared shitless. Suddenly this absolutely insane grin appeared on his face, he grabbed his hair and screamed "I'M BALD!". 2005 I was on a bus, 50 Cent was sitting on the seat to the right of it. We got into an argument and just as we begun to exchange blows I somehow got teleported outside the bus next to my friend (at the time) Henry. I had no clue where I was, he told me to head north to "the store" and suddenly took off like a DBZ character. I kept on walking until, sure enough, there was a huge store there. I walked around trying to find meaning in all this. When suddenly I realised I was being followed by several huge, humanoid beings. I ran around the store from them until the dream ended. 2005? I was walking around in my basement when I walked into the downstairs living room, my cat was on the other side of the room on a table. She looked at me and suddenly I couldn't move a muscle. It felt like invisible hands were lifting me up and slowly pulling me towards her. I couldn't do anything against it and she had a very weird look on her face. 2005? It was Christmas and there was a big Halloween sale at the store for some weird reason. Me and my family drove there and bought a bunch of shampoo, jack o'lanterns, and other things, just as we were standing in the checkout aisle I suddenly got teleported onto my home street. It was very snowy and looked exactly like a Max Payne level for some weird reason, I somehow opened up a fps-like console and used it to teleport myself back. Sometime in 2006 I finished High School and for some strange reason decided to go to college. This college was a freaking huge and creepy castle, it was far away and I was running late and had no clue how to get there. Some weird 8 year old girl drove me there, I don't remember how but along the way something happened that got her to REALLY hate me. She looked at me with the most evil eyes my brain could possibly imagine and this creepy music started playing. Next thing I know I was walking around the castle trying to find my class, suddenly a bunch of evil hooded people with scythes appeared in the crowd and headed straight for me. I was running and somehow they kept teleporting into anywhere I went. The crowds also rapidly vanished and the building got very dark. Eventually it was just me running from the demon girl, who was invisible and everywhere. October 9, 2006 Me, my parents, and some odd woman were walking up a gigantic staircase, it was normal but I kept having a foreboding that something horrifying was in store for me. As we continued walking I realised there were a ton of people everywhere working on the staircase, but it didn't seem like it needed to be fixed or worked on at all. I somehow (psychically?) knew a great many of them were undead too. I asked my parents and then the weird woman what was going on but everybody continued ignoring me. We kept on going, and the feeling of something bad happening kept increasing the further we went, we finally got to the top and walked into an office, I assume the woman's office. The feeling was truly terrifying by now, I just knew something was very wrong here. I lost my nerve and screamed out "What the fuck is going on here?!". Everyone suddenly looked at me with extremely creepy, dead person stares and said "You should ask yourself that question" then continued staring at me with their undead stares. Sometime in 2007 I don't remember the first 75% but I do remember the end. I was shopping in a mall when suddenly everyone went crazy and started running and screaming. I was totally lost, some guy ran up to me terrified and screamed that the New World Order had begun. I jumped in my car and drove home, there were about 50 people around my house, extremely scared. Just as I got out of the car the sky went berzerk and the clouds started moving at an insane speed. People were screaming about the Illuminati and that the end of it all was here. We all ran in my house and a bunch of armed cops surrounded the house, then the dream ended. 2007 I found a secret door in a closet in a room in my basement. There was a toilet and another door behind it, behind that door there was a long, cramped staircase. I kept on going for a long time, at the bottom there was a huge underground arena with a sky, somehow. A giant dragon came out of the ground and glared at me, and I woke up. April, 2007 (or thereabouts) Starts with me and about 3-5 other guys plotting to break into someone's house which was somewhere in the neighbourhood but kinda far away. I think we were plotting to steal some delicious fish or whatever. Eventually this led to us swimming through some cramped, underwater, cavern thingamajiggy. There were sharks everywhere and at the very end they started to swim after me slowly.. I was moving real slow too so I got pretty tense. Anyway I got outta the cavern and into whoever's house. I got into the kitchen from the porch.. looked mysteriously like my house. Then some woman started talking from the living room.. and I ducked under the kitchen table. She walked in confused, and looked right to left and back a few times really fast then noticed me and screamed "AN AMERICAN!" and ran out. I ran after her and she was now calmly sitting in the living room watching TV, then I pointed my finger at her and made shooting noises after a whole bunch of tries she died. Then her husband ran in from my dad's computer room and I did the same to him. Then I looked into the fridge.. very little food, but I somehow knew that like "it was the exact same things that are in MY fridge" and was dissappointed that there was none of that fish. I looked somewhere else, forgot what it was and what I saw. But I woke up and it was like 10:00 AM. Early 2008 There was some family reunion or birthday party or whatever at my house, whatever was going on, ALL of my family and relatives were at my house. It reached night and nobody had left yet, then something compelled me to walk outside, as I was out there this massive alien spaceship, it looked extremely tall and mindblowingly long, the best way I can describe it is that if a plane was near it it would be like a trout to a whale. It was black and had lights the size of houses all over the side of it. It just continued to ominously hover there, covering up the entire sky. I don't think anyone/anything in it noticed or cared about me. I ran back in the house screaming about aliens and everyone looked at me like I was out of my mind. Eventually I finally convinced them and a few person followed me out of the house, but the ship was gone. After about 20 seconds or so it suddenly reappeared with insane speed in the sky, just as big as ever, and hovering eerily over seemingly everything. I just continued to stare up at it, scared shitless, until the dream ended. The weirdest part is that it all seemed so real that when I try to remember the dream I almost think it really happened. I've never had a dream that seemed that real before. Friday, March 28, 2008 Me and my family moved to Japan or some other country and we were permanently living in some hotel for some weird reason.The hotel was REALLY futuristic, sorta like from Star Wars, but most of it was made outta rock. But it had Star Wars-like doors and all that. Then I started going to college for some reason, the college looked just like my High School. A few "days" later there was some big party downstairs in the hotel, I went and it was totally weird, there some people that I somehow knew were people I know on the Internet. At the end I got really drunk and wandered around the hotel all lost, then I barely made it back t my room, nobody was there and the picture above the bed, that same scary picture of my Dad as a kid, started talking to me. Then the phone rang and woke me up. April Something 2008 A huge timerift, don't remember the order of things, but remember one of my Dad's friends talking to him near the front door and the closet was GIGANTICly high, shit was unreal, and it had these weird things that were the same colour and texture as the things on the top stairs that you hold on to to not fall. Remember telling mom that I was stuck in a timewarp, she yelled at me, suddenly things started warping and she was worryingly asking what's happening to me and other weird things, all in the house. May Something, 2008 There was some GIGANTIC library thing that looked like a department store. Insanely high shelves filled with books, that all strangely enough looked identical, colour and size and all, except the titles. There were big shelves on the right and the left, parallel to each other. Some teacher lady made us all find a book, I found one about Astronomy then she made us come back to her, then find another book and read it, then run back, etc. I spent all the times trying to find that first book again and getting completely lost. May 24, 2008 (Or thereabouts?) I found a secret wine cabinet under my bed, hidden by a trap door. Soon after my grandmother died and came back as a ghost. Don't remember what came after that but the next thing that I remember is being in my weight training class. The teacher/coach announced that we're going on a field trip so we all got on the school bus and drove to the plaza across the road from my school and all walked into the bar. Except it was a lot different than it is in real life and was more of a store than a bar. The coach told me to buy some special coat in a weird office in it. I walked in and there was some old lady in there who kept talking to herself and ignoring me. Suddenly I realised everyone was leaving without me and panicked, which is pretty funny because all I had to do was walk from the plaza and across to road to get back. I ran out of the "bar" and ran to the school, it was also raining and beginning to flood all of a sudden. All the doors to the school were locked but I managed to find a secret opening to a secret room in the building. There were several hooded sorcerers who invited me to join them in a secret conspiracy of theirs, but I woke up before I could respond. Saturday, June 07, 2008 Home alone, parents were out on vacation or at work. Very dark, the phones weren't working, wrong numbers kept pressing themselves and it kept asking me for some password. Ghosts were everywhere, even ghosts of living people like my Dad, coming through the walls, banging on the door, and whispering everywhere. Sunday June 08, 2008 5+ hours of sleep, don't remember whole thing, remember ending I was drinking and talking on AIM to some guy, he said that he was drunk too then told me to meet him near Giant, I went and suddenly realised how bizarre that was since he lives in another country, then woke up. Guess it was slow awakening and coming back to reality. Monday, June 16, 2008 3 1/2 hours of sleep, the dream was one big part which I consider two parts just because I have no memory of how the heck they connected to each other. The first part I was on vacation at some beach, no idea where, and there was this pier with nothing on it. Don't remember all the details but there was this person who really liked me, and for some reason when you walked to the edge of the pier you went back in time 100 or so years. The weirdest part is that back in time the pier was still there the same, but everything around was completely different. There was a whole different city there, it's hard to describe because it doesn't look like any city I've ever seen before, very abstract and strange. It had these things that looked like telephone poles but were different, more complex I guess, ALL OVER the place. I couldn't investigate the city because, as the person in the dream said, there was some massive invisible force that wouldn't let people who travelled back in time leave the pier. The second part was that my Dad got some new job and his new employers kept overworking him. Eventually he got very exhausted and sick, and looked like he was dying, also the top of his head was opening up and moving like lips or something. This was a lot shorter than part 1, but at the end the whole outside world looked like it was overtaken by some evil force, the plants and grass were dying, and the clouds were all dark and evil looking. I remember grabbing a desert eagle and leaving the house, don't know who/what I was after, probably the employers. But I woke up as soon as I walked out with the gun. Sunday, June 22, 2008 Something in school, the last day or something, was taking the final in my old Film and History class for some reason. Was listening to music and my old F&H teacher stole my headphones. Don't remember what happened next but I was in this big supermarket sto looking for energy drinks amd then ran to some big school event thing in a gigantic building I've never seen before. I arrived late and didn't understand the directions they gave for who to go where because they were extremely cryptic and nonsensical. I then ran into some weird old lady who was apparently the principal, several kids came up behind me and said they're late and don't know where to go. The weird old lady principal person made us lean very close to her and started reading some bizarre and ancient book to us. Something about her childhood, it was really dark sounding but I didn't understand one thing. She then said her head is really split into two parts and I woke up. Sunday, July 13, 2008 (or so?) I don't remember the sequence of events too well, but the whole thing took part in some super bizarre city. Half of it was a crapload like Las Venturas from GTA: SA and New York mixed together, and the other half was just old as hell buildings, many ruined and a forest of tropical plants and trees. Somehow this was one, whole functional city though. I remember being in a hotel, being chased by some bouncer d00d because I was apparently in the mafia, flying like in DBZ, my home and neighbourhood somehow also being part of the city, and climbing random ruined buildings in the ancient part and using an ancient building as a hotel for some bizarre reason. Tuesday, June 15, 2008 Don't remember the dream that went before, but I woke up in the middle of the night and somehow KNEW a night terror was coming, and knew I could fully wake up if I wanted. But I missed them so much that I decided not to resist. At first nothing happened except for the usual not being able to move, I really felt like some invisible force was holding every part of me to prevent movement. Then out of nowhere I felt some pure evil presence on the couch laying next to me, breathing down my neck, I wanted to roll over to see it but of course couldn't move. Then it ended. Wednesday, July 30, 2008 Was on vacation with my family at some big city place, I think it had an ocean next to it too. I remember us randomly going back home to get a whole bunch of chocolate Christmas candy things and then going back to the vacation place. At one part I was in a bar with my cat and she randomly started talking in a human voice and I got into a fight with some drunk guy because he kept talking loudly and I couldn't hear my cat speak. I remember the hotel we stayed in being freaking huge, all of us had our own rooms, mine looked just like my real one, except it was completely infested with giant bugs. Also I was apparently in some kind of fake world because I remember seeing some plot of this vacation thing and I was only in the beginning. The dream ended when we came back from getting the candy from home and there were demons and ghosts in the hotel room. Saturday, October 18, 2008 The dream started with there being a ginormous secret room in my basement, that looked like a massive futuristic Doom 3/Star Wars like maintenance thing. It was going totally mad with sparks and things steaming to hell, I called my Dad over and he randomly got really angry and yelled at me for not understanding that that somehow was a good thing and meant everything was working. I then went to bed, my bed was covered with stacks of 5 books on another all over and I slept on them. My parents got really angry about this and kicked me out. I didn't know where to go so I moved in with rapper Richie Rich who apparently lived near me for some weird reason. His wife got angry about this and they argued in the house, meanwhile I stood outside and watched as the normal night sky started morphing into a terrifying purple mess. Suddenly Richie Rich screamed to come quick and grabbed a butcher knife. His wife came in the room, zombified and they fought, some other zombie guy also came in and attacked me. I was beating him up non-stop but it had no effect whatsoever due to him being a zombie. I dropkicked him down the stairs and he came back up and killed me. Friday, October 25, 2008 As usually happens, I don't remember the first part of this one; the whole thing is rapidly leaving me actually. I remember being at home and reading a book when my cat, and some other cat named Yurik (pronounced you reek) who doesn't exist in real life leaped on the couch. I played with them and fell asleep. (In the dream that is.) Also there was something before it about me trying to turn on the lamp in my room but it only flickering and having a life of it's own. Don't remember what happened after that but later in the dream it was me and 2 other people on vacation, not sure where, it looked like an incredibly surreal fantasy world.The part I remember is being in a forest, it was mostly green and blue with few other colours, the sky was almost impossible to see until we got into a tiny part with almost no plant-life and there was a huge circular opening to the sky. I really liked it and wanted to take a picture of it but it kept morphing and morphing, finally it become bright white with a huge blue circle, one of the people with me joked it looked like a penis for no comprehensible reason. We continued on a bit further and got to a medium-sized boat on a huge lake. We were moving around on it, the lake was very strange, it was deep as heck but I could see the bottom. It looked like a normal lake would, except for all the strange underwater plant-life and huge monsters underwater. I sat down on the boat and fell asleep.. and woke up here. Saturday, November 01, 2008 Started out with a giant secret room in my room. It was a long but cramped hall with shelves on both walls, on the shelves were tons of little kid toys, and was apparently supposed to be a library of my childhood, though it's obvious from the size that no child ever had THAT many toys. Later me and my dad were going fishing in a very strange forest-like area, there was a gigantic lake there and while we were walking past it I saw a weird futuristic city on the other side and several orange flying saucers, and a huge War of the Worlds type ground machine. When we got back to where the car was and planned on leaving I noticed a new sign that wasn't there before, it was written in blood and warning about something. Suddenly some reptilian humanoid came out of nowhere, it was about 6 feet tall, very dark and had a very long tongue, hanging out of its mouth and ending where its chest was. We leaped in the car and tried to get away but it got in front of the car and somehow flipped it over using its tongue. I suddenly got a scary revelation that something has happened and now everyone on Earth was like this creature. The car fell in the lake and we barely made it out, my dad pulled out a shotgun and tried to shoot it but it had no effect, then the reptilian grabbed it and slammed him with it. I grabbed the shotgun myself and put it right where the reptilian's eyes were and blew its brains out. Then I somehow materialised back in my house, the TV was on and some guy on the news was saying that Abraham Lincoln rose from the dead and wrote some books. Thursday, November 27, 2008 I was out for 15-16 hours and I honestly don't remember most of the dream, just parts. The ending parts was me having some bizarre cancerous lumps on my arm that kept growing, there were five of them and they began transforming into some kind of living fingers. I went to some doctor who said there was a demon growing inside me. I asked him if there was anything I could do and he told me it was a dream and to wake up.. and I did. Somewhere earlier in the dream was that it was night and I was at home, there were several other people there who I don't think actually exist. We were all talking about random crap then I went to the kitchen to get some food, somehow I gained supernatural hearing abilities and could hear that they were all talking about killing me and saying fucking insane shit like "I hope Aeris gets 150 diseases and dies from them all in horrible agony" and "I want to stab Aeris to death a billion times" I was walking back cautiously when someone appeared behind me and stabbed me in the neck. I then woke up on the floor zombified and went to kill them. Can't remember if I did or not, think the dream then radically changed into something else. Friday, November 28, 2008 I woke up late (in the dream that is) and was rushing to get ready, my Mom was sitting watching TV, then I decided to not go to school and watch TV too. We basically sat there all day watching a Nightmare on Elm Street marathon (my dream skipped over that but I knew it happened) then some weird men in black arrived saying they're from my school and they want to know why I wasn't there. I summoned up some weird mental powers and transported myself back in time to the morning and the dream ended. Saturday, November 29, 2008 I dreamt me and a bunch of other people from school that I either know personally or see in the hallways sometimes were all walking from school, except it was my middle school, which is about 3 miles or so from my house. People kept vanishing, I assume they were just leaving at random streets connected to the main, long street but they just seemed to be there one second and gone the next. When we were about 85% of the way to where I lived I got too tired to walk and for some reason started jumping instead (anything makes sense when you're asleep) somehow I could jump about 40 feet in the air too. By the time I was almost at the street I lived on it became pitch dark and the scenery changed drastically, from what it is in real life to really weird. The parking lot to the fast food place near my street was a lot bigger than it really is and the fast food place itself was gone, and there were tons of cracks and even craters in the ground, it was also night now, so the whole place looked like Mercury. I heard my old Phys Ed teacher yelling something at me but I kept on walking and I couldn't see him anymore because a huge black rock was between us. Also, by this time I was so tired I was walking at the speed a turtle does. Suddenly I heard a voice behind me and whirled around quickly, I saw a face real close but it vanished, then the same thing happened, the voice and face being behind me again. I just stood there for a bit, freaked out, and the dream ended. Monday, December 08, 2008 Considering I was only asleep for 5 hours, it was a long dream, kept changing non-stop and I only remember two parts. The first was that I got addicted to heroin, the freaky part was that I actually felt a pleasurable high in the dream. The second part was the part right before I woke up and I remember it pretty vividly. I was in my room fiddling with the lamp, think that had to do something with something in the dream before. Suddenly my "dad" comes in and starts talking to me, I instantly get a foreboding that it isn't him at all. I tell him I can sense he isn't my father and that he's lying, he denies it several times then just grinned a pure evil grin and grabs my hand. He slammed it on the doorway and breaks four of my fingers by pushing them on the doorway with inhuman force, I started screaming and my mom runs over, but the thing just throws her across the room then starts walking slowly over, laughing in a different voice now. I grab some object off the ground with my undamaged hand, don't remember what and run up to the shapeshifting thing, then the dream ended. Thursday, December 11, 2008 The first part of the dream had a secret compartment in my basement that isn't really there. It had a bunch of small books in it, don't remember any of them or if they were real or anything. The second part had to do with some exercise program I started that involved long 10 mile walks, the last part of the walk involved walking through some weird factory filled with early 1900's gangsters. In the last part I decided to eat some small chocolate Santa Clause before Christmas, instantly after eating it I went totally insane. For the rest of the dream I walked around the house destroying anything I could in a wild fit of insanity. Oddly enough, all of the things I destroyed were real things in the house, and while I was asleep the whole thing seemed to be the most enjoyable and fun thing ever. Monday, December 15, 2008 I was out for a LONG time, unfortunately it was one of those dreams that kept changing and when I finally wake up I can only remember the very last part or parts. On a funny note, the very last part of the "dream" was me lying there for 15 minutes awake but not really awake, hard to explain. Anyway, the last part involved me coming to some big event, there was a HUGE line that I was standing in, not sure what I was waiting for. The place was supposed to be a castle but the hall I was waiting for looked like exactly like a certain hall from my school. I got pretty bored with just standing there so I started talking to everyone around me, Pinhead from the movie Hellraiser was there too for some odd reason. Also a few people that I know online, the dream portrayed them pretty funny. I was talking to them for a bit, then my mom, who I didn't even realise was there too until she spoke, said she's tired of all the waiting and left. Sometime around December 20 Some wild Christmas party at my house, there was craploads of people there. It was night and planes were flying around non-stop, they were all flashing green and red and shapeshifting into shapes like a christmas tree and a candy cane. There was also a huge tornado swirling around destroying everything, including my house, but I could use my mental powers to bring all the damage back to normal, also the tornado wouldn't die, so it just kept on going forever. Saturday, December 27, 2008 Another one of those dreams where I'm wandering around some super long forest full of odd things. The part I remember the best is at the end, coming across some strange artist fellow who was very busy and obsessed with drawing some weird city. We were both standing at the edge of a cliff with a VERY deep drop on the other side was an even taller cliff where the city stood. Everything was completely overgrown, the city was dark and abandoned looking with a castle in the front of it. Suddenly I decided to somehow teleport over to the city. When I did I found out the whole thing was made of huge cardboard cutouts and a few of the "buildings" were giant video cassettes. Earlier in the dream I was in some weird room full of people, there was this odd looking guy who was ranting about something or another. Then he gave everyone some survey and told us to run out of the building. It took ages to find a way out because the whole thing seemed to be morphing as I walked around in it. Also the whole time I was searching for some specific bathroom for some odd reason too. Saturday, January 4, 2008 I put a cloth soaked in vodka and pure alcohol around my neck, wrapped it with plastic and with a scarf to help beat my flu, it's also the only way I can explain the dream. The whole dream I was just wandering some normal looking neighbourhood, just walking and walking dreamily, it felt very euphoric and happy, also when the sun began to set the sky was a very trippy purple. I remember texting someone I know at the end and it accidentally getting to some weirdo, also seeing this all occur in a web browser that popped out of nowhere. At the beginning of the dream I was sneaking out of school, except everything looked exaggerated and very weird looking, when I got out of view of it I was crossing some rope bridge along with a bunch of other people who were very surprised to see me. There was some cabin too but I don't remember anything about it. Also, near the beginning of the part where I was happily wandering around, I entered some school, it was in session but I've never been in it before. I walked around the halls causing trouble, the whole place got into one big riot and everyone was very excited about my intrusion, I quickly got thrown out however Saturday, March 28, 2009 Two weird games released, both about Christmas, I started playing the second one. one thing I quickly noticed about it was how incredibly realistic it was. It wasn't even something on a monitor, just a regular dream where I walk around and crap happens and I could pick things up, move them around, open them, throw them around, etc. Basically just like real life except the dream insisted it was a dream, and it was so absurd it had to be a game. Anyway, in the game I was some guy called Fred, at the beginning I was Christmas shopping in some huge store, and suddenly everybody became obsessed with me and started leaping all over me and running after me. I managed to run out of the store but they just kept on coming, I started the car then some huge guy leaped on it and the car exploded. Next thing I know I woke up after the explosion, not only was the car blown up, apparently the explosion caused the apocalypse (FRED IS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT THAN I THOUGHT) and the whole place was in ruins. I kept on walking and was attacked by several purple mutant things, looked like tall blobs with countless, very short hands on the sides. I killed them and kept on going, finally made it to my house, which is almost exactly like my house in real life, except very destroyed in parts. There was another person there, I never did find out who he was but apparently he was a friend of Fred. We explored the house, and this is where it truly stops being like my house, in the laundry part of my basement we were attacked by another purple mutant/monster and instead of a wall there was another hallway there, somehow. The house just kept on going, seemed like it literally couldn't end. In one part I walked into a bathroom and started examining a collection of different soaps that were in it, amazed at how it was supposed to be a game but everything was very real. Suddenly about six more purple mutants popped up in the hallway, me and that other guy killed them all. He suggested that they were somehow attracted to soap and we had to get rid of it to stop them. He told me to keep going further into the house and that he'd go back and get rid of all the soap in the parts we already went through. I had a feeling he'd soon be dead but dismissed it. Eventually I got outside again, some small backyard like area and there was another door into the house which led into yet another area. I was about to explore it when the ground started shaking so much I almost keeled over. I screamed out "holy Jesus fucking God!" and some voice in the background replied "I'm intrigued by the idea of a holy Jesus Fucking God!". I ran up a small hill that had so many pine trees next to one another on the top I couldn't see past them. When I got through them I saw the shaking was being caused by a crab twice the size of a house. It somehow emitted a large roaring noise and started running in my direction. I was terrified, wondering what I could possibly use to kill that thing when suddenly it collapsed through the ground and fell to its death. I looked at the newly created hole and it was almost like the place I was right now was in the clouds. Down there was a massive tropical island, looked like Jamaica except completely uninhabited from the looks of it, I slipped and fell down there, right before I hit the bottom and died I realised just how large the whole place was, probably bigger than Jamaica itself. Anyway, I woke up right after I hit the bottom and died. Sunday, April 19, 2009 Some important school related event that I attended even though I really didn't want to. Lots of people I know were there and it was all outside with tons of picnic tables and crap. I talked to some girl I knew then got pissed that I already wasted hours then and fell asleep with my head on the table. When I woke up the whole thing had drastically changed into some kind of strange concentration camp like place. Everyone was acting very odd and calmly explaining to me that I was to stay there or they would kill me if I left. I attacked and easily beat up several people and left after they were all too scared to stop me. I quickly realised I was lost and everywhere I went there were no manmade creations, only endless fields of grass and occasional trees. I eventually came across some small ruins and instantly got a horrible feeling that something evil was coming for me. I hid in the ruins, which made no sense at all, they were made entirely out of wood and I couldn't tell what was there originally. Suddenly some huge humanoid monster slowly came over to the ruins. He looked very similiar to Super Buu from DBZ only a LOT more evil looking. I deduced he had something to do with that odd camp I escaped and was after me. He/it continued to shamble around the ruins and I suddenly realised he could sense me and didn't need to see me. Then I woke up. SOMETIME IN LATE MAY, 2009 I was home along and really bored, and being a senior I left school 2-3 weeks earlier than the rest of the school, which is true in reality too. Anyway in the dream I kept seeing demons and ghosts in my house and got scared and ran out of it. Decided to go back to school to wreck havoc, walked all over it and for some odd reason instead of classes being held there everyone was just walking around aimlessly and there were cakes and candies on tables everywhere. I ate a bunch of them then decided it was time to go home. All the entrances were blocked by random old teachers of mine who said that since I was already here so I got mad and pounded the crap out of one of them (my dreams are FULL OF VIOLENCE) and left. When I was almost home I was informed that my family tree had arbitrarily split in two and was at war and holding a shootout in my house. The split was super arbitrary, not like one side being my father and his side of it and the other my mom, just random people. I saw my dad and decided to join his side and randomly started shooting wildly everywhere with a machine gun and cursing. Suddenly it became night and the whole house became filled with Christmas decorations, then someone told me that the other side had tons of delicious Christmas food and sent me on a mission to infiltrate them and steal all of it. I wandered into the kitchen and started talking to my aunt and some other person, the whole room was filled with Christmas-related food. I was making small-talk and contemplating whether to shoot everybody or whether to sneak the food out when I woke up. Wednesday, May 27, 2009 I'm going to New York on a bus, mostly everybody on there is an old Russian person. Some old lady kept mocking me for whatever reason and I stabbed everybody on the bus to death I proceeded to walk home and run into my old weight training teacher and have a nonsense argument with him, then I got home and my relatives were praising me about how I should be proud of being a shapeshifting mutant alien then I woke up. I LOVE SLEEPING! Monday, July 13, 2009 Several dreams due to me waking up and falling back asleep several times. One of them was about my house being filled with spiders about half my size, somehow me and my dad were killing then with a vacuum cleaner. (you'd need a tornado to kill them) One of the biggest ones got away and hid somewhere, (LOL) I yelled at my dad that he let it get away and it could now lay eggs and he yelled at me for being a coward because I'm scared of them. In the next one I was walking home from college, (despite that being over 40 miles or something) it was raining and I saw a cat that looked just like my cat except he/she was so big I wasn't sure how she could possibly fit under a car. I pet her on the head a little and moved on but she started following me and wouldn't leave me alone no matter what I did. Some tall, muscular fireman walked over and said he was going to take her to the pen, I got pissed and threatened him and told him to leave the cat alone. He swung at me but missed and I killed him with one punch. (no matter how strong anyone in my dreams is I'm always a thousand times stronger :D) When I got home the murder was on the news and they were saying it was some creepy guy in a raincoat and with an umbrella, I didn't have either so I just smiled that they'd never find me and woke up. Also sometime in July, 2009 Very strange dream. I was seeing myself in third person walking around in a parking lot and randomly finding five cents and picking it up. After that I saw my mother in bed and extremely sick, constantly coughing, etc. I then saw myself again and somebody telling me my cat got ran over. Then it all went dark and I heard a deep, demonic voice telling me when I woke up I would find out all of this happened. The strange part is that the first two events came true very soon after the dream.. in order, and very accurately. Thursday, July 23, 2009 I can't remember any of the first part of this one, though I do remember the ending parts and random crap from the second half. I was looking for something in the basement, and for some reason my dreams ALWAYS have secret rooms in my house. This time it was a bunch of small, hard to squeeze through entrances in the walls near the floor. I checked one of them out and there was a very small "hallway"; I had to crawl to fit in it and it ended quickly with nothing there but a bunch of cobwebs, dirt, and strange black oil spilled everywhere. Crawled into several other ones and it was more or less the same thing, the final one I went into had a much longer passageway and had even more oil everywhere, also there was a lot more space in it. I crawled forward to explore more of it and started getting a bad feeling and hearing eerie growling noises, and decided to get the hell out of there. I tried to get back back out but was stuck, there was some other guy in the room who kept ignoring me when I asked him to help get me out. Friday, July 24, 2009 A whole bunch of nonsense connected together in some way that I can't remember. There was some part where I kept guzzling apple juice and getting more and more thirsty for some strange reason, then I found out there was no liquid left in the whole house and got terrified. There was also some crap where I drove to some random event that I really didn't want to go to, I stayed around for five minutes and got pissed off because I hate large groups of people and left. As I was getting back in my car some annoying woman came out and told me I wasn't allowed to leave and I had to stay for several more hours so I punched her hard enough to kill her. Some guy in the building said he was calling the police so I created some energy blast and blew the whole building up. I was a bit worried about being caught so I used the omnipotence that I always have in my dreams to go back in time before it happened and drove off. Rode around the highway for a while and kept getting lost and blasting cars with energy blasts out of frustration. Sunday, July 26, 2009 Dream started with my mom kicking me out of the house on Christmas Eve, late afternoon, it was snowing rather hard outside and about a foot of snow outside. I walked around for a bit and ran into rapper Cam'ron, we talked for a little and he said he was going off to sell cocaine, meth, etc I asked him if he could teach me the basics and he agreed. I followed him to a small train that had nobody on it besides us, it left my neighbourhood and went to the side of some snowy mountains and Cam'ron pointed to some strange, incredibly fast moving guy who was running on top and said it was one of his customers and that you can tell because they've gained super speed. The train stopped soon and we both got off and went up a trail on the mountain where there was a long line of dopefiends that all looked like stereotypical methheads. They started acting crazy and all getting close to me mumbling gibberish until Cam'ron told them I wasn't the dealer, then he sold everybody crack in Christmas cards. After this he put on a Santa costume "in case the po-lice come" and got back on the train, which went back to my neighbourhood and the dream ended with me wandering back home at 4 AM. Saturday, August 01, 2009 Went on some adventure for a reason that either wasn't there or I forgot, started at my house and quickly devolved into non-stop made up outside locations. In one part I got to some big area that was apparently some pseudo-futuristic construction company's territory and there was a huge gate that I couldn't get through and no way to get around it. Some good looking girl who was walking there said she could get it open at night when there was nobody around and told me to stick around. I talked to her for a while and we kissed, then all the other people there left and she gave me a key to the control panel that is used to open the gate and left too. After I opened the gate a bunch of cops and workers showed up and told me I was under arrest, I managed to grab a machine gun that was conveniently lying around and shot all of them dead then went on further. Got into some strange underground city that was more or less a bunch of tunnels, rooms, and caves somebody told me that this was an extremely dangerous place and everybody here has gone insane and is trying to kill each other. I went further in and shot a few people, almost getting killed myself, and woke up. Saturday, October 17, 2009 Weird mess of a dream, at one point I was playing the video game S.T.A.L.K.E.R., got hungry, and somehow ate one of the radioactive artifacts in it. Later on one of my arms kept "dying" on me, going totally numb and unusable for periods of time, I found out that it was because I had cancer and was going to die from it but I didn't care at all and was more bothered by the arm. (as I realistically would) At the very end of the dream I went into the backyard and some strange creature was putting up tombstones and everywhere and a monument for me, I shot an energy blast at it to destroy it and woke up. Friday, October 23, 2009 The world ended and everybody on the planet except for me became some sort of aggressive zombie, and the majority of them quickly got their hands on some guns. I was walking across some railroad when I got ambushed by some zombies who I shot dead before they could kill me, then some big white dog came out of nowhere and started communicating with me telepathically that its owner tried to kill it and it didn't know what to do. The zombie who once owned it appeared and I shot him too and stole an FN-F200 from him. (my favourite automatic weapon ever) I ended up making close friends with the dog and for the rest of the dream we communicated telepathically and killed tons of zombies. Monday, December 7, 2009 Really long dream and as usual I only remember the final part. I was in English class, which like every real life location that appears in my dreams, was very different from what it really is like. A much bigger room, different people, etc. The professor announced that our new project involved some parallel time/universe and that we were to travel to it for research by taking a nap in class. I went to sleep and re-appeared in some strange room that was apparently another English class but it looked more like a cross between a large department store and an office building with a bunch of cubicles. I went to some random guy's cubicle because I somehow knew that he was important in accomplishing whatever the heck I was trying to accomplish. He gave me a piece of paper with 22 written on it and told me to go to that cubicle. I walked around for a bit, the cubicles only went up to number 20, which was his. I asked him where the cubicle was several times but he completely ignored me, even when I tried shaking him. Some other guy from my class walked up to him and received a piece of paper with 23 written on it and was also then wandering around aimlessly. Suddenly I realised that the place I was in was cursed, the other guy, who I got a revelation that I apparently knew well from somewhere but couldn't remember where from, agreed with me and we both managed to "wake up" to escape it. We re-appeared in the class, which was now empty, along with the entire school. It was night and I went outside to try to find my way home and woke up, confused as heck because I thought it wasn't a dream and the dream of the strange building was the real dream.